Personalized The Meaning Of Bacon Tote Bag. Funny bacon lovers Tote Bag - Orange with bacon graphic text says BACON (NOUN) THE MAIN REASON YOU'RE NOT A VEGETARIAN. Gifts for a meat eater that is NOT a vegan or vegetarian. Light Weight 6oz 100% Cotton Tote Bag. 14.5"W x 15.5"H, handles are 20" in length.