Personalized The Meaning Of Bacon T-Shirt. Funny bacon lovers T-Shirt - White with bacon graphic text says BACON (NOUN) THE MAIN REASON YOU'RE NOT A VEGETARIAN. Gifts for a meat eater that is NOT a vegan or vegetarian. Wardrobe essential for looking good, 24/7. 5.0 oz., pre-shrunk 100% cotton. Seamless 1x1 rib collar. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Double-needle stitched sleeves, bottom hem and front neck. Note: greys are a cotton/polyester blend.