Personalized Rules The Rooster Tote Bag. Funny Tote Bag - Orange for the boss of the house with rooster and hen says HE RULES THE ROOST BUT I RULE THE ROOSTER. Funny gift for moms and grandmas who rule the house. Light Weight 6oz 100% Cotton Tote Bag. 14.5"W x 15.5"H, handles are 20" in length.