Personalized Rules The Rooster T-Shirt. Funny T-Shirt - White for the boss of the house with rooster and hen says HE RULES THE ROOST BUT I RULE THE ROOSTER. Funny gift for moms and grandmas who rule the house. Wardrobe essential for looking good, 24/7. 5.0 oz., pre-shrunk 100% cotton. Seamless 1x1 rib collar. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Double-needle stitched sleeves, bottom hem and front neck. Note: greys are a cotton/polyester blend.