Personalized Lettuce Romaine Calm Youth T-Shirt. Funny food pun, lettuce cartoon Youth T-Shirt - White says Lettuce Romaine Calm. Perfect for veggie lovers, vegans, salad lovers and mediation, yoga lovers. Let the good times roll in a durable T-Shirt that takes kids from school to play in an amazing array of colors. 5.0 oz., pre-shrunk 100% cotton. Seamless 1x1 rib collar.