Personalized Chemistry Basic Newborn Layette. Funny, joke Newborn Layette - White for chemists and scientists with beakers and bubbling experiment graphic says You're A 10 Maybe On The PH Scale Because You're Basic. Perfect for geeks and nerds at the laboratory or office party. 100% combed ringspun cotton 5.8 ounce 1×1 baby rib sleeper. 3/8" flatlock binding at envelope neck and cuffs. Back sleeve flap to protect hands. Elastic opening at bottom. Infant: 0-3 Months