Personalized 99 Problems Grandpa Toddler Full Zip Hooded Jacket. Funny Toddler Full Zip Hooded Jacket - Black for Grandpa says I'VE GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT BEING A GRANDPA AIN'T ONE. Distressed text. Funny Father's Day gifts for Grandpa, Granddad and Papa. 7.5 oz., 60/40 cotton/polyester. Jersey-lined double-needle hemmed hood. Pouch pockets for all their treasures. Coverstitched shoulders and armholes. Coverstitched rib waistband and cuffs.